| March/April 1999

1006 Maertin Lane, Fullerton, California 92831

A fellow stopped by my house the other day,
And said, 'Is it true, what the neighbors all say?'

That your garage is all filled, from the back to the door
And you've got so much junk that you can't see the floor?

And the shed out in back, has a similar fate,
And your yard's full of cast iron, clear up to the gate.

And you've got engines and tractors, that really are rusted,
And some of them run, but others are busted.

Well, I invited him in, so he could look around,
but when he saw it, he just stood there and frowned.