For A Chuckle

| November/December 1992

Reprinted with permission of Gordon H. Allen, Ed., Journal &. Republican Newspaper, Lowville, New York, submitted to them by Clifford Lehman. Sent to us by Peter Gydesen, Lyons Falls, New York 13368.

A farmer went to his attorney and said he wanted a divorce.

The attorney asked, 'Do you have any grounds?'

Farmer: 'Yep, I got 30 acres.'

Attorney: 'No. That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?'

Farmer: 'Nope. I got a John Deere. That's what I farm those 30 acres with.'


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