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A FEW LAUGHS

By Lewis H. Cline

1102 W. River Rd. Battle Creek, Michigan 49017

Back in the late thirties we kept a flock of geese on the farm. We had a couple of ganders which were very ugly. If you were not very alert they would grab hold of you and really bite hard. Late one afternoon while I was milking (using engine power of course) a fellow drove in the yard, came to the barn and asked for some water for his radiator. I said yes in the milk-house there's a five gallon pail, help yourself, sorry I don't have a funnel handy. I was too busy with the milking to be of any help, but could see him through the barn window and didn't think about the geese which were nowhere in sight at the time. He got the water, raised the hood of his car, was very carefully pouring it in, with the motor idling to distribute it. While he was doing this one of the ganders appeared from nowhere and sneaking up on him from behind grabbed...

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